Confessions of a Fag basher

First thing a fag should know before it knocks on my door is that it should never look me in the eye. A fag should always keep its eyes lowered in the presence of men. It is never appropriate for a fag to presume it is equal to men and looking a man in the eye is insolent and should be cause for a black eye for the faggot. I will slap you hard to the ground faggot, so when I open my door you need to make sure your focus is on my boots or my crotch. These are your objects of worship.

A faggot should always greet me by getting on its knees to kiss my boots. You do this wherever you see me, if we meet at a sports bar, train station, shopping mall, you will kiss my boots. Men greet each other by shaking hands but men don’t ever extend politeness and respect to fags. You keep kissing my boots until I indicate that I am satisfied that you are sufficiently publicly humiliated or whenever I get bored spitting on the back of your head. Make sure you lick up any of my spit that lands on the ground.

If you are a filthy old fag who is too decrepit to even get on your knees to kiss my boots can simply keep their head down and accept my spit in their face.

All faggots over the age of 30 are required to bring me tribute in the form of smokes and beer. Australian faggots are aware these are bogan essentials. If a faggot has a problem with this I don’t give a fuck and I ain’t interested in hearing about it so just fuck off, plenty more fags do the right thing to keep their superiors satisfied. When a faggot is choking on my cock I like to relax with a beer and a smoke, the ash I drop on you might sting a little bit but it won’t leave a mark and I really like making faggots writhe as the hot ash rolls down their back. My preferred brand is Winfield Red but it don’t matter, the faggot can bring what it can afford as long as the strength of the tobacco is RED. I only butt out my lit smokes and brand faggots I own, if I end up looking to keep you as property, know that I will put out a smoke on your butt cheek at least once so you are reminded who your arse belongs to every time you sit down.

Eventually the beer needs to come out. All fags are urinals. I’m gonna piss on you or in you. I’m impressed with fags who can drink my full bladder without spilling a drop, I like the way the fag squirms and twists on my cock as it desperately tries not to spill any piss, any spilled piss needs to be sucked off the floor. If the fag don’t like my piss that is the fag’s problem. It can try and keep its mouth closed as I piss on it but I like to pinch the fags nose so some of my piss is going to land on your tongue fag, wether you like it or not. Obviously there’s gonna be a lot of piss on the floor, if the fag ain’t gonna suck it up then it will have to sit in the puddle of piss for the remainder of the session, however the fag is obliged to lick any piss off my boots. My preferred brand of beer is Emu Export cans, commonly called bush chooks or boong eggs. Swan lager or Victoria Bitter is also acceptable. What is not acceptable is flowery over hopped craft beer made for wankers and poofters.

After you have offered your tribute, don’t expect any thanks, a fag is never thanked by a man, that tribute is mine by right, a fag got no rights. It is the very least that a faggot needs to do for the privilege of even being acknowledged by a man.

Then you do what you are told.

Keep your faggy hands to yourself. If I am standing and you are kneeling sucking my cock, keep your hands behind your back or I will tie them there. NEVER TOUCH MY COCK. I’m the one who will manipulate your head on my cock as I see fit. Some stupid faggots try to hold my cock like a microphone and that puts a barrier preventing my cock from full penetration of the fags throat. It will not be tolerated, you touch my cock and you will be beaten down with my fist and stomped into the ground like a fuckin cockroach.

If you’re not a good or experienced cocksucker it don’t matter, men enjoy making faggots choke and retch on their cocks. If I can make a faggot throw up its guts from skullfucking it I consider it a good job. The faggot is required to lick up any vomit that lands on my boots. Do not let my cock fall out of your mouth, if I think that this is a problem then I will take of my belt and put welts on your back every time my cock is not in your mouth, the same goes for teeth. I feel any teeth on my cock and you will be whipped.

Faggots sometimes get it in their head that they should get something out of submitting to a man. That is not the correct attitude for an inferior. A fag should be fully focused on what the man wants and his needs only. A faggot can request certain punishments but cannot demand. In the end, what a faggot wants is irrelevant and whatever a man wants to do to his Faggot is what the faggot needs.

I do not tolerate being called Daddy, you can fuck off with your sick incest fantasy. I have 5 sons, not faggots. No fag would ever be a son of mine, I am not your fucking daddy cunt. I hear that shit come out your mouth I fuckin break your nose, don’t do it.

Some fags have the arrogance to think they aught to be treated in the same way as a dog or other animal. This is a ridiculous and stupid idea. Dogs and animals should be treated with respect, care and dignity. A faggot could never be equal to a dog. If the fag even wants to eat out of a dog bowl I get annoyed with it, way to dignified for a faggot. Stupid fags can eat whatever I drop on the floor and trample into the ground for them. Fags can use the ashtray to eat out of, fags can lick their food from the tread of my fuckin boots. Don’t ever ask me to treat you like a dog, I like dogs, I treat them with respect, I do not kick them, piss on them or stomp them into small cupboards when I am finished with them. A fag deserves no respect or dignity.

When I have finished with you you need to clean up all your mess, fags make a huge mess, piss, vomit, spit, cigarette ash, throat juice and mucus. You don’t get released until everything is clean to my satisfaction. Don’t want to clean up piss? You shoulda drunk it. Don’t want to clean up vomit? Learn to be a better cocksucking faggot.

There’s more rules for the various faggot species, old, fat, effeminate, shit eaters, boxing bags, I will post about the specifics of each fag type in the future.